Have another laugh

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive
Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' .

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you
think I'll live to be 90?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you, Party with friends, drive fast cars, travel a lot,or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said... 'Then, why do you even give a